An Open Letter to Humanity

Dear Humanity, Well, this is a serious fuck up, isn’t it ? An honest to goodness, first level cock up. The last time you guys fucked up this badly, we sent you a plague. Before that, there was a fucking flood. And despite that, you still haven’t figured your shit out. The thing is, it’s not just me and the Old […]

The Truth About Why I Quit …

Dear Person who is my hierarchical superior though clearly not my superior in any other matter, By this letter, I would like to present my resignation from the most important, and in all fact the only worthwhile, post in this organisation. I imagine that you must be surprised by my resignation – but the truth of the matter is that […]